Awkward Moose

The act of holding one's hands on their head in the shape of moose antlers. Then proceeding to move them downward to cover the eyes. Commonly used when someone says something awkward or un-called for in a given situation.

Gronz: "Hilary, Allie, Sam, and Shannon think im totally the hottest guy who works here. I also smell the best of all the male specimen who work in this establishment."

All: "AWKWARD MOOSE!"

Hilary: "Awkward Jellyfish!"

Allie: "Awkward Turtle!"

Sam: "Awkward Unicorn!"

by Ihavenofriends November 23, 2006

awkward silence

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

by Johnny Hush September 1, 2008

awkward asian syndrome

The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.

Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.

Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.

by Hips_dont_ly November 21, 2010

Awkward Robot

1. a flailing of the arms in an awkward robotic way during awkward situations which can often break awkward silences and make situations more awkward if people are not aware of its meaning.

2. Phrase originating in Upstate New York used to describe a really uncomfortable situation or socially inept person.

"Meara was talking to this guy at the party and he was a total awkward robot and says he is best friends with his mom."

by Torri Adrian February 4, 2006

Awkward

Meeting someone in person, who upon shaking hands, you realized you rejected on an online dating site.

um... well... this is awkward. I totally rejected him on okcupid

by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011

Awkward Sauce

1. The word describing a situation so awkward that awkward alone does not fully verbalize the awkwardness.

2. A condiment that severely enhances the flavor of typical "awkward"

Danny: "Hey, come check out this music video my dad downloaded last night!"
Sandy: "...That looks more like your parents in the backwards cowgirl position."
Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Sandy: "Wow, umm, awkward sauce...."

by ZzZzZzZzZ December 12, 2008

Awkward Hour

The time between 11 and 12, when it's too late to go back to bed and too early to start drinking.

I had a really uncomfortable conversation with your uncle on the dock this morning during awkward hour.

by artandscience February 6, 2009