amateur night

used to describe Friday and Saturday nights at bars in Alaska, when all the amateur alcoholics are out. Pro nights are all the other nights of the week when the real alcoholics hone their skills

"want to go to the Alaskan tonight?

nope, not on amateur night"

by sayonaura May 22, 2004

wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.

i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.

by printers July 10, 2010

abate

(v) To obsess about the odd, and not care about the needed.

"Quit pulling an abate, and stop sitting naked in front of your computer watching porn and managing your Fantasy Football team."

by Jimmy Hotpants August 10, 2007

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

Avater

"Avatar" for illiterate people.

"eye just found a new avater!!!11111oneoneone"

by JenPina October 9, 2004

Awake

When you got fucking pissed the night before and now you're up at 6am wondering, hoping and being sorry in everyway for everything you've done and said.

Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.

Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.

Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.

Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.

Jen, you're mega aware of life.

Nah, I'm just awake.

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.

Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.

by Elitist January 20, 2004