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Austin

Austin is the capital of the U.S. state of Texas and the seat of Travis County. Austin is the 11th-most populated city in the U.S and the 4th-most populated city in Texas. It is the fastest growing of the 50 largest US cities and the second largest capital city after Phoenix, Arizona. As of June 1, 2016, Austin had a population of 931,830. Located in Central Texas in the foothills of Texas Hill Country, the city is home to numerous lakes, rivers, turtles, and waterways including Lady Bird Lake, Barton Springs, McKinney Falls, the Colorado River, Lake Travis, and Lake Walter E. Long. It is cultural and economic center of the Austin–Round Rock metropolitan area, which had an estimated population of 2,010,860.
Austin is a great city to play Pokemon Go!
by Dewgonnnnng July 30, 2016
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Austin

He's an adorable friendly giant. Austin has brown hair and is interested in science. He can make you smile when you're feeling down and is the best friend you will ever have.
"I love Austin. He's the best."
by TheBestEver135 March 10, 2017
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Austin

A relatively nice friend, that has autism, who is always flirting with at least 10 other girls while acting gay to his friends. He is always Hewitted people.
Man that Austin kid is so annoying.
by Timmy the God November 16, 2018
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Austin

Austin is the class clown. He is the funniest person you could ever meet. He is smart, although may come off as dumb to others. He is a really popular person and has a great future ahead of them. At home, he probably vlogs his life away on Snapchat and maybe burns some things in the kitchen, but that is what people want to see. That is what got him to where he is now.
YO, AUSTIN WAS MAKING ME CRACK UP TODAY IN MATH!
by TWOYRRITE April 21, 2018
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Austin

He's a fucker who can't get the dick of his girlfriend. She will reject him at all costs. He is secretly a girl. His vagina gets very wet whenever he hangs out with his brothers.
Fucker #1: Yo boy, you an Austin?
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.
by bigASSandTITTIES September 4, 2016
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Austin

Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years
Ahhh fuck dude, get this Austin away from me!
by fat Austin November 27, 2014
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Austin

An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.
Dude, he just tackled Caleb! He must be an Austin.
by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013
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