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Fap-Attack

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.
Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.
by LocsOnly January 10, 2010
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panic attacks

An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.
'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'
by Pink_Misfit June 12, 2006
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no strings attached

1) Doing something for someone without asking for anything in return.
2) Being in a relationship with someone, while still dating other people. This is so there is not anxiety of worrying about where him or her is or what him or her is doing.
1) It is ok, I will do you a favor...no strings attached!
2) I am so glad there are no strings attached with Dave. I can just be free and do whatever I want.
by Jenny Ann May 16, 2006
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Lil Wayne Attack

A Lil Wayne Attack is when someone suddenly feels the urge to listen to Lil Wayne profusely, to the annoyance of others. Often this person can be heard repeating verses of Lil Wayne song as the stroll though their day. Usually, people affected by this disorder tend to listen to older, less popular, Lil Wayne songs. Middle class, white, public school teens usually have Lil Wayne Attacks.
John rolls up pumping some Lil Wayne.

Rick: Dude, what the fuck. We need to seek some medical help for John's Lil Wayne Attack. It's getting a little out of hand.

Steve: Yeah dude, it's like the fourth day he has rolled up listen to Lil Wayne. If he doesn't stop reciting lyrics, I will revoke my friendship.
by Bedmaster2214 February 25, 2010
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attachabongable

The quality of the ability to attach a bong to a given object, thus giving the functionality of a bong to said object.
It slices, it dices... it's even attachabongable!
by SmokeyJ February 14, 2005
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Attack Sidewalk

When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.
Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
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Attackonized

Being attacked and antagonized
I’m being attackonized!
by TunulisLake420 November 18, 2019
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