smart-assery

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

by JCBDC February 3, 2012

asspiration

perspiration of the ass resulting in a swamp butt when severe

Scene: On a hot summer day

Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"

Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"

End scene

by manningtonB September 1, 2009

Assy Asserton

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.

Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!

by Franklin October 27, 2004

Aspergers

A label given to absolute fuckwits who like to be rude, annoying, disrespectful and just pure arse holes - because it is a part of their 'condition'.

refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.

Person with condition says something totally rude, bang out of order.

Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!

by Fizzy bubble fart juice March 23, 2016

bad assery

A subject in the bad ass collage most people major in bad assery

Guy1: Wow you are a bad ass
Chuck Norris: Yea i majored in bad assery (round house kicks guy1 in the face).

by ass bad March 11, 2009

asspirate

to take ones ass by force, in the manner of a pirate

look at that asspirate

by Amu November 22, 2003

asperugo

Originated in Canada in 2004, asperugo comes from a bunch of jumbled letters. It means shitty computer. Like ones that don't work, or when you're on MSN they sign you out multiple times because they're just fucking stupid.

*FF signs in*
*FF signs out*
*FF signs in*
*FF signs out*
Caitlin: Whoa, asperugo!!

by Super Cool Cat. November 20, 2004