assbandit

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

by naoneo December 20, 2001

assmonger

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

assmazing

to have an ass so amazing, you just wanna eat cereal out of it. Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, etc..

jim: ZOMG! did you see that Kim Kardashian sex tape!!

jeff: yeah that bitch is so ASSMAZING!!! LOL

jim: i wanna eat panda express out of her butthole

jeff:LOLZ

by the och January 24, 2008

Asshanded

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?

by trollertroller December 8, 2011

assmonkey

A name for Ryan and James Park at White Plains Middle School in my spanish class!!

I hate James because he is a stupid assmonkey.

by conner March 23, 2005

assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

Assmonkeysam

A Total well versed veteran. He Loves sucking cock and tossing salad.

Assmonkeysam, quit tossin that salad!

by Justin February 16, 2005