anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims

have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"

by duffwade December 14, 2011

Anal Keef

The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc

The anal keef from that chick last night sure was exquisite.

by MOMSMASHER69 December 15, 2020

Anal popularity

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass

Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021

Anal Chandalier

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

Anal Leaking

Where a man's Anus is leaked, like this, by the other person.
Like Ice cream.
And then, what happens, even Poo-Poo comes out.
The Poo-Poos out.
And then they eat the Poo-Poo.

See this person having sucked the other persons rectum, and the other person is Poo-Pooing, and this one is eating the Poo-Poo all over the place. He had some Anal Leaking in the bedroom.

by Martin Ssempa June 8, 2010

anally retentive

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.

He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!

by nusye December 15, 2003

Anal Tuesday

A global holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday of every week. Methods of celebration include:

1) "The way the natives do": Participating in the act of anal sex

2) "Alternative celebration": The act of masturbating to anal pornography or the thought of anal sex

Falesi: Happy Anal Tuesday! You guys gonna celebrate?

Doran: Yup! Met a chick at the Black Squirrel Saturday night and she said she'd be up for some hershey highway 'splorin!

McQuiver: Unfortunately I'm only going home to tube8 to stroke lil McQuiver to some blacks on blondes.

by McQuiver January 24, 2010