Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007

Social Academic

A social academic is what every college girl is looking for. He is the perfect balance between social charisma and academic excellence. It is important to note that a social academic cannot be too social or too academic, but rather a perfect balance between the two. This makes the social academic a rare and desirable breed of male specimen.

Sydney: "I really like Danny, but he's just not a social academic."
Taylor: "That sucks, my boy is a commerce major and can do a keg stand for 3 minutes. He's a perfect social academic."

by crazyducks January 20, 2015

Chobham Academy

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.

Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky

by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018

colchester academy

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”

by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020

Doral Academy Middle School

Located in Doral Florida, previously no joke AN ACTUAL ASYLUM before further construction turned it into a school. This 9th Circle of Hell contains more homework than cells in my body, the teachers are built like monkeys, the students are edgy af who sell drugs while simultaneously weighing more than a fucking orangutan. I have seen better staff in an Insane Asylum, the admin looks like they have a stick up their ass 24/7 and get mad if you BREATHE in a close proximity of them. Their presence is scary enough to rival my mother when she sees my grades. The bathrooms are quite literally FULL OF SHIT I kid you not. The 6th graders look like actual tree stumps. The only thing going for it is that a small amount of teachers are actually some what enjoyable and teach some what well. Oh and the principal looks like a polished thumb.

That kid is definitely from Doral Academy Middle School, I can tell by his broken soul. You got to feel bad for him.

by AuntJemimaWasTaken November 6, 2020

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

Villa Walsh Academy. where the definition of a badass is someone who takes the elevetor without an elevator pass, and a slut is someone who rolls their skirt so it shows their knees and their knee socks don't cover their whole shin. Where excitement is finding a dollar, which will be spent on a bottom shelf cookie. Where there are 3 types of people: the crazy overachievers who are completely obsessed with villa walsh (true villa gorillas), the people whose parents forced them to go and are trying to make the best of it and failing miserably, and the ones who are barely getting by and screw the world. Where nuns roam the halls, and when the headmaster goes down the halls girls quickly unroll their skirts and tuck in their blouses. Where "facilitate" "corridor" and "student responsibilities" are used 300 times per morning announcement. Oh villa walsh academy.

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

by curly123456789 November 23, 2010

The Honor Academy

The position of sexual intercourse in which the man and woman are strictly face-to-face. Some believe that this is the only "honorable" way to have sex, and may only be executed within the context of marriage. Their reasoning comes from the fact that humans are the only living things to have sex face-to-face, although evolutionists bring strong, ape-saturated arguments to the table. It should also be known that a recent change in the rules has been added: the "Back 40" is strictly off limits, except when entered in the presence of a core advisor.

Dave: Dude, how is married life?
Ron: I can't even begin to describe how much The Honor Academy changed my life. Let's just say I'm enrolled in The HA and I will never leave!
Randy: Anyone who leaves The Honor Academy will be in sin for the rest of his life.
Ron: My thought exactly.

by Vonaphin January 27, 2010