altern

a person who thinks she's different than the rest of the world, and makes and endless amount of effort to show it.

i'M ALtErN bEcaUSe i LisTeN tO bAnDS tHat NO ONE ELSE LisTeNs tO

by expertinwords.com April 16, 2019

Alterra

A Medieval Combat Society founded April 13th, 2007 in Edmond, Oklahoma. Alterra is a Chapter of Dagorhir, a sport where members dress in medieval garb and fight with safely padded weaponry. Alterra hosts a number of events and battles throughout the year. Alterra's website is www.embracethestar.com

Dagorhir Fighter 1: Hey man, I'm Lock, what's your name? It was great fighting with you today.

Dagorhir Fighter 2: I'm Tiberius of Alterra. It's nice to meet you. Can't wait to fight you at the next event!

by Tiberius Eaghra April 2, 2009

Altermate

An alternative sex partner, next to one's official partner

The one you happened to see last night, was not my wife. She is my altermate.

by Boccacio September 7, 2010

Alternapunk

Music that is not punk rock, and not alternative rock. Lighter than punk, but heavier than alternative.

Blink 182 and Green Day are examples of Alternapunk

by Jayson Vester November 29, 2003

Alternate Universe

Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.

tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?

fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe

tom: No....fucking....way!

by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010

Alternachav

These people who turn up every now and then to alternative venues becuase they think its for them (for the night, as the rock chick look is in this week!). They come complete in the "right" outfit, generic baggy jeans/a rocking kilt(very punk!) a top from eg-New Look that says something like "punk rock chick" on it. They might also be wearing stripey socks and have recently dyed their hair black, or be wearing a hat, possibly a trucker cap. All the other time they can be found living chavish lives, and wont openly admit to people they think about "alternativeness", just as at an alternative venue they wont admit to liking anything except err umm greenday! they rock!

Alternichav:"Hi I'm Amanda, its my first time down here"
Club goer:"Hi there, what kinda music you like?"
Alternichav:"Umm, you know, like punk rock"
Club goer:"Oh, whose your favourite band?"
Alternichav:"Busted! They totally rock! Boys with guitars are gods!"
Club goer:"goodbye"

by emo_racoon January 15, 2005

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008