Allen Wrench

A penis; the male organ of copulation which also serves as the source for urinary excretion.

John was physically distraught after catching a rock to his Allen Wrench.

by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010

Christopher Allen

The most amazing person you could possible be with. His smile and brown eyes are just breath taking. The man of my dreams. He's always here whenever i need him. Thru thick and thin. THE BEST IN BED. Sexy asssss. Red head<3 just the best thing thats ever happend to me. i love christopher and i want us to be toghether forever. A.A.F

Dangg.. I'm in love with Christopher Allen

by ilovechristopher October 23, 2011

allen iverson

A sorry ass no win short basketball player who fakes injuries, skips practice and blames others for his own shortcomings

Why's Allen Iverson wearing all those get ups on his arms and legs?

by 420island April 28, 2005

Tyler Allen

Sexy, hot, outgoing,
This is one hot girl you will want to date. She is very sexy

She is so sexy just like tyler allen

by ryty1221 April 5, 2019

dirty allen

A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.

Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.

by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009

Tim Allened

Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.

Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!

by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

Mr. Allen

Mr. Allen is a young male teacher with high aspects for his students. He has anger issues. He also is very insecure and ends up taking it out on his students. He will not be afraid to throw things at them if they piss him off enough. He is an assistant baseball coach.. not the coach... the assistant.... sux. He is the best example for a Napoleon Complex at Gray Stone Day School. Even though he is like an onion with many layers he is a nice guy with feelings like everyone else. Without his help on assignments many students would be failing his course. He is a hard worker and deserves more credit than he reccives.

“Mr.Allen cannot handle the students speaking without permission.”
“Mr. Allen has taken a month to grade The Great Gatsby tests.”

by GSDS student with depression May 8, 2018