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Aldi

A grocery store chain that sells godawful, horrible tasting cheap food but their customers are 100% either crackheads or people who fucked up and had too many kids. When they say how good the food is, what they really mean is how much money they can save on buying food so they can spend on crack or taking more dick so they can have more fucking kids. Aldi milk tastes like the cow had cancer. Aldi ice cream tastes like a bowl of sad.
"I got a gallon of milk for 49 cents at Aldi" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022
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aditya

he's just that guy. good with the girls and shit
girl 1: omg its aditya

girl 2 : omg yeah hes just that guy
by aditya669420 November 18, 2021
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Aditya

Harvard study showed that Aditya is the most common name for an Indian mafia boss. 90% of people whose name is aditya sell drugs and are pretty good at it. Sometimes the name is used in India as a replaced for the boss of the town.
Don't miss with the Aditya of the town. You'll get killed.
by init__ November 22, 2020
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Aditi

“She has such an ego” “Yeah i know, she’s definitely an aditi” “oh yeah definitely
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additionrevision

The additionrevision conclusively proved the calculations to have been correct.
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albit

when you somehow give a girl a blowjob
man i gave lauren a albit the ither day.
by albbydukes May 14, 2011
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Aditya Chaudhary

Aditya aka Adi is a crazy cunt!

this nigga eats more pussy then he eats his curry. very trustworthy and a good bloke
person 1: "whos that guy starting a fight?"

person 2: "oh thats just Adi lmao"

aditya chaudhary
by bogeyrangers November 22, 2019
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