alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.

Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!

by CountAkintay November 4, 2018

Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.

Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.

by bazerant December 30, 2018

ajaboo

Ajaboo -Cutest thing in the whole world! It's Italian!

And my gf made it up.
It's catching on. Spread the word!

That's the most ajaboo baby I've ever seen!

by RoadglideP April 21, 2019

Dothan Alabama

The wiregrass is known for its crackheads, whores, cheaters, tiny peckers, and dick suckers. If you come to the wiregrass, Dothan Alabama, you will find shitty weed and sluts. Guys usually want pussy or dope. All the boy basketball players are unloyal and hoes. The girls are mainly snakes and can’t do anything besides suck dick. The Wiregrass has a lot of parties with yee yee bubba’s. You can always find NXT’s and beer cans. Ashford and Headland are know for hoes and bad dope. Lord the guys body counts around here are more than you could count. And lets not start on the dick pictures and nude videos.

Dothan Alabama has the most fingering videos of sluts in the state!

by suckingdick.com December 7, 2018

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Alamo Whites

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.

Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

by jesusfrickinchrist April 15, 2019

cullman alabama

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil

Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place

by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015