Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

absolute spa

1. the name of the health spa at the marriott hotel in galway.
2. a complete idiot

"Mícheál is an absolute spa"

by Bidsey August 19, 2006

Absolute Unit

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

by SBUnit August 11, 2019

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion

the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills

by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010

Absolutmop

1- uber awesome girl who pwns the emo kid in her own special way...
2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,
3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

by Groovemeister February 6, 2005

Absolute G

Absolute G

Man; you see that guy Graeme.... fed 1000 people from one fish. Absolute G!

by CasperG May 29, 2018