absolute spa

1. the name of the health spa at the marriott hotel in galway.
2. a complete idiot

"Mícheál is an absolute spa"

by Bidsey August 19, 2006

Absolute Unit

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

by SBUnit August 11, 2019

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion

the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills

by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010

Absolutmop

1- uber awesome girl who pwns the emo kid in her own special way...
2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,
3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

by Groovemeister February 6, 2005

Absolute G

Absolute G

Man; you see that guy Graeme.... fed 1000 people from one fish. Absolute G!

by CasperG May 29, 2018

absolute mongoloid

A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.

"Memes are modern day political cartoons, you absolute mongoloid."

by Xython May 13, 2019