almond water

Almond water is a sweeter variation of water found in the Backrooms.

Almond water is much more common than water in the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Álmos

Fiorella’s dream boyfriend. The most optimistic and the funniest person you ever met.

Omg look, Álmos (Szundi) is coming, act sexy.

by Szundi January 26, 2022

Almost

The saddest word in the world.
Why?
Well...

I was almost good enough.
They were almost in love with me.
We almost made it.
She almost survived.
I almost felt better.
She almost forgave me.

by ._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. December 30, 2021

Allfours

This is a significant chant which allocates that Ryan goes on all fours while he chugs one out. This is predominately used at St. Johnstone away days while David scores a hattrick.

Announcer - "and David Wotherspoon has got St. Johnstone up 3-1, remarkable!!"

Crowd - "He wanks on allfourssssss. Ryan Johnstone, he wanks on Allfours !!!"

by Lil Bronx April 21, 2022

almost a year ago

When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.

People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.

"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."

by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023

Almost Libbo

Phrase said among the U.S. NAVY and U.S. MARINES personnel to remind others or oneself that “Libbo” slang for Liberty (authorized permission to go out without using leave) is soon too come.

Corpsman: “Doing these inventories f**king suck!”
Battalion Aids Station: “Tell me about it, least it’s Almost Libbo”
Bluefalcon: “Hey gents, I put you two down for duty this weekend”

by The MRE no one wants August 24, 2023

Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)

noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"

by Otineb January 15, 2010