Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Alabama Hicky

When you slap a persons neck as hard as you can

Oh shut dude! Why the fuck did you give me that Alabama Hicky? It hurt!

by HNDdriven January 12, 2018

alabama winchester

when you tie a group of black people up, shoot them and burn them

Hey bob let’s do another Alabama Winchester, it’s so much fun

by O.A.P in training March 11, 2020

Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017

alabama bush

When you light a girls pussy hairs on fire and put it out with your tongue

Lick the cat perform the Alabama bush

by Jay Ter July 31, 2016

alabama loogie

When your getting head and bust in your partners nose, ten they snort it into their mouth like a loogie and can either spit it or swallow.

Tito accidentally came in Tias nose so she Alabama loogie it

by Man juice 8176 January 16, 2018

Alabama sister

When you love a girl like a sister but still sleep with her on occasion.

“Are you guys dating?”
“No she’s just my Alabama sister”

by Thewaythecookiecrumbles October 12, 2021