Stole it from a bitch

When someone does a really cool trick.

Wow Thomas you really stole it from a bitch on that halfpipe."

by Bartye March 8, 2018

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

frogs on a zeppelin

Similar to "Snakes on a Plane" only not as life threatening

"Oh dear I'm late for work....frogs on a Zeppelin"

As oppose to:

"I just shot my foot off....Snakes on a muthafuckin Plane"

by Leo Slayer August 22, 2006

Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A

When a straight male receives a blowjob from a homosexual male. The term only applies to straight males who enjoy the act.

Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A: "Man, I was at this party... dude was givin' fruit cups from Chick-Fil-A all over the place!"

by LotusLovesYou August 23, 2011

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

draw from a hat

a fun game that you play during social gatherings of friends etc.

1: get a hat or container of some sort

2: get paper and pens

3: everyone secretly writes on about 6 different strips of paper funny
things they would like to see people draw.

4: place all strips (folded) into hat

5:everyone takes one out of the hat (pick another if you get your own).

6: take about 5 min to draw whatever it says on the strip

7: everyone has to guess what it is that you drew.

8:collect all the drawings because they are fun to look at later.

draw from a hat is the best game ever

by bianca C July 5, 2008