A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
by hewylouis May 18, 2009
How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 03, 2019
by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009
A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 18, 2014
by Jeffy! May 12, 2005
To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.
by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015