When a guy is about to cum, the girl puts her ear up to his belly button, like she is listening into a seashell, and then he shoots it all in her face.
My friend asked me if my boyfriend got me any jewelry for my birthday. I said, "Not exactly, we got drunk early and started making out. Then he gave me a pearl of great price and just passed out..."
by Qorn36 July 07, 2010
An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 03, 2020
The middle school no one wants to go to, most kids here are fucking smoking weed or vaping. Most of the people here are chill but the fucking teachers have down syndrome. We got a broken bathroom and besides that we only get to use like one out of the three bathrooms on campus. You will run into some whale wrist slitters some times so you may have to ignore them.
Person 1: I wanna go to Fisher middle school
Person 2: Don't go there, there are to many horny mother fuckers fucking in the bathroom. Go to ida price middle school.
Person 1: Don't the sixth graders smoke weed there?
Person 2: Yeah just ignore it.
Person 2: Don't go there, there are to many horny mother fuckers fucking in the bathroom. Go to ida price middle school.
Person 1: Don't the sixth graders smoke weed there?
Person 2: Yeah just ignore it.
by Tall Asian July 09, 2022
(In Reference to the Captain Price in Call of Duty 4)
When you do a bitch, and you weren't satisfied, so the next morning you call in a Air Strike on her house/condo/apartment.
When you do a bitch, and you weren't satisfied, so the next morning you call in a Air Strike on her house/condo/apartment.
by Captain Price Himself March 22, 2008
To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 30, 2008
Channel aimed at idiots with too much time on their hands. Convince people they're being promised bargains. Old people and the mentally impaired watch for the company and the contentment of having someone actually talk to them. Always promising quality brands who no one's ever heard of and describing ugly clothes as "the latest fashion".
Person 1: Oooh price drop tv! Such good bargains!
Price drop announcer: What a bargain! This TV is a quality brand - it's Setashi! That's pratically Sony! It's dropped in price from £50000 all the way to £200! Buy now or you'll me an idiot!
Person 2: What idiot would actually listen to this rubbish?
Person 1: Shut up! It's a perfectly legitimate way of shopping!
Price drop announcer: What a bargain! This TV is a quality brand - it's Setashi! That's pratically Sony! It's dropped in price from £50000 all the way to £200! Buy now or you'll me an idiot!
Person 2: What idiot would actually listen to this rubbish?
Person 1: Shut up! It's a perfectly legitimate way of shopping!
by Zythe December 22, 2006
The prices for marijuana within the Seattle Area (Pierce County, King County, etc). $200.00 for 28 grams of really dank weed. $220.00 for 28 grams of medical weed. Everywhere else people get ripped off. Everywhere else (in the US) people have shitty weed and aren't generous. Gotta love the West-Side weight.
Puyallup Resident - "I just picked up a 2.1 dub of blueberry yum yum from Ken for $20. Dude Seattle Area Marijuana Prices are THE best."
Spokane Resident - "Did we seriously just get a half ounce for $140 of this stress?"
California Resident - "Damn this chronic is really good, but it's $300.00 an ounce."
Tacoma Resident - "That stuff we got from Hilltop was the best stuff I've ever smoked, but it was way too sketch buying it."
Spokane Resident - "Did we seriously just get a half ounce for $140 of this stress?"
California Resident - "Damn this chronic is really good, but it's $300.00 an ounce."
Tacoma Resident - "That stuff we got from Hilltop was the best stuff I've ever smoked, but it was way too sketch buying it."
by TheChronicKingWes115 December 07, 2009