Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Floor Pong

A form of beer pong where you sit on a floor across from your opponent (at which ever distance you choose, be it far or close) with a standard 6 cup triangle between your spread out legs, with the intent of getting f****d up beyond all reason (Rules: one on one, no balls back, two shots per turn, every shot counts as one cup, to see who shoots first you must do an eye to eye shot, and dont quit til you are out of beer)

1.
Drew: Floor pong after two blunts will have you zooted!
Steven: Yeah, last night i was zooted as fuck.

2.
Floor pong is better than beer pong, and it requires less skill

by Three Dog Moser February 8, 2010

Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore

Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce

by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019