dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic
Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf
by raybeez April 26, 2022
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80s dilf

Colin Ritman.
Colin Ritman is an 80s dilf.”
by ypurmom.com September 04, 2021
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet
Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
by Vincent 64 February 13, 2021
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aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way
1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf
by thornsystem August 12, 2022
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grand dilf

A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’

People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.
“Damn my friends grandpa is a grand dilf cause he has a smoking sexy body.”
by sesal March 18, 2022
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big dilf

Big dilf is a very respected person in the discord community and is known for his great packing and pvp skills also he if known for being one of they original founders of 144 discord.gg/144
yo big dilf is a god
by Big dilf2op December 24, 2020
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