The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

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infinate

• the superior way to spell infinite

• the way club spells infinite
• can be used to define closureclub streams and vods

closureclub went live on youtube with infinate vods

by scamia July 17, 2023

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person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

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Infinity

A religion that worships the one and only character in Honkai Impact 3rd called Mobius.

1: “You love Mobius so much, you must ba part of Infinity, aren't you?”

2: “Of course i am part of the Infinity! How could i not?! Mobius is just so perfect i want to worship her everyday!”

by mobiuslvr September 9, 2023

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infinity boof

When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."

James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.

by Mkd222 December 3, 2020

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