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Facebook Fauxlosopher

A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.

They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...

"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 9, 2013
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facebook

a game where you hit other people with books in the face and if you get hit you lose and the other person whens
Max: *comes up to a stranger*
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
by nft stealer December 7, 2021
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facebook know

"Facebook know" means to know someone only through Facebook. You've never met, talked or texted, but you know many details about each other through posts that appear in the other person's feed and replies to those posts.
I've never met Jim, but I Facebook know him very well.
by circlesofindecision January 28, 2017
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facebook baseball

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.
Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012
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Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023
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Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.
Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)
by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018
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facebook energy

Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook
"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"
by Ya'and March 9, 2020
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