Nah, i'll take a pass

To mentally shit down someones esophagus, to decline an offer and or order.

Teacher - "Clean up the tables!"
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:

by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017

Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.

Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.

by SquidyKitty June 18, 2015

Take a Puss and Dip

Leave while you're ahead.

I'm about to take a puss and dip.

by dictioneery November 12, 2020

Taking the skunk guts to pound town

skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.

She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.

by Anonymous ====D~~ October 11, 2019

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

by NatBarr December 13, 2016

Are you brave enough to take this one?

This sentence is one of the most powerful to ever be created, when charging a devastating blow yell this sentence at your enemy to instantly immobilize them, if they move feel free to call them a Pussy for the rest of their life

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
B: "Haha lol, that attack is too slow, it won't

work against-"
A: "Are you brave enough to take this one?"
B: "Shit"
*"B" gets banished to the shadow realm*

by Unfunny Andrei March 15, 2018

Mr. Take Yo Bitch

Lil Mabu takin bitches with his diss track on blueface

im Mr. Take Yo Bitch take her for a trip fly her to New York and sign my name all on her tits

by mrtakeyobitch October 30, 2023