6 definitions by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka

the ipod guy

a word an idiot would call dankpods

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

take everything

TAKE EVERYTHING FROM DA INSIDE AND THROW IT ALL AWAY CAUSE I SWEAR FOR THE LAST TIME I WONT TRUST MYSELF WITH YOU

me: stream from the inside its 20 times better then numb and its so underrated
me: TAKE EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 17, 2024

Cocaine

something tommy vercetti is really obsessed with

me: i want to get high on cocaine with tommy vercetti
my mum: so uhmm your therapy is on thursday okay

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

I love Latina’s

Something 9 year old kids say when they see a copy and paste Latina

Tommy: dude I love Latina’s with braces
Ken: have you even seen a real Latina before?

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka August 12, 2024

Dangerous Seed

The sperm of a criminal or serial killer.

My boyfriend filled me up with his dangerous seed last night

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka August 13, 2024

Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024