boomarang jesus 

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

boomarang jesus by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017

bubba jesus 

A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.

Bubba Jesus is a racist pig.

bubba jesus by Love Creates December 22, 2017

Southern Jesus tug 

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

Southern Jesus tug by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Asian Jesus 

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

Asian Jesus by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

Radio Jesus 

The greatest, best looking, squish chasing, beer chugging, tobacco chewing son of a trucker in the by God county.

If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.

"Bruh, nobody is cooler than Rick Flair."
"Radio Jesus son."
"Damn bruh. Got me there."

Radio Jesus by WayzataRules June 1, 2018

Jedi Jesus 

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus

Jedi Jesus by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018

Ginger Jesus 

A luscious man with long curly red hair.

Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.

Ginger Jesus by 69bigboi6999999 June 19, 2018