Stupid stupid fucking world 

A term for the world as it is now that people use when they can't find anything else to describe just how most of the people in the world are so ass stupid and how stupid it is as a whole and just how fucked up it is. Anyone who has had any experence with the world knows it is a perfect discription and if they don't know it they don't know Jack squat.

What a stupid stupid fucking world it is.

Stupid stupid fucking world by Deep blue 2012 July 4, 2010

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers 

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

Zodiac Fucking 

The practice of identifying yourself as one sign of the zodiac (based on real or perceived attributes) while having been born under a different sign.

(Brought upon by the revelation that the phenomenon of procession has caused the zodiac houses to shift over the last 2,200 years, as well as the introduction of a 13th sign "Ophiuchus.")

Peter: "There's no way I'm a Virgo! Forget it, I'm still a Scorpio."
Christo: "Welcome to the wonderful world of Zodiac Fucking."

Zodiac Fucking by Rori The Riveter January 14, 2011

I FUCKING LOVE CHINESE! 

Really bloody loving Chinese and proud to do so! Can be used to describe how much you love other things also.

I love this band as much as I FUCKING LOVE CHINESE!

I FUCKING LOVE CHINESE! by LauraLou20 August 15, 2010

stump fucking

Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)

Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?

stump fucking by zeppelinboy September 21, 2005

lazy eye fucking 

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

lazy eye fucking by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008

fuck the fucking fuckers 

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.

A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.

fuck the fucking fuckers by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004