Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly

Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner

by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.

My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.

by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022

Contextual Boner

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.

Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.

by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018

Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.

"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."

by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016

boner

Basically just your penis standing up.

Guy 1: Yo, you got a boner!
Guy 2: I know. I don't know why.

by iranoutofideas724 August 2, 2023

6th dimensional boner

when she makes you so horny your boner gets sent to the 6th dimension

she was so hot she gave me a 6th dimensional boner bro like!

by heep hop skippy stop June 22, 2019