Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.
“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”
by ServantA August 20, 2021
Get the Tulum Jesusmug. "Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
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by bhkbligligfiycdcfgvbhkj October 20, 2008
Get the Action Jesusmug. by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017
Get the Wet Jesusmug. by Insert cool generic name here: April 11, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016
Get the tastes like jesusmug. 
by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
Get the jesus hairmug.