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bean dipping 

The act of having anal sex wherein the anus is not clean, but rather filled with poo. This poo can act as lubrication.
The man was bean dipping his girlfriend at night. The man says afterward " After all that bean dipping, I am going to need to wash off my penis".

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker 

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

Bean Tree 

The bean tree can be seen at its full growth usually during the morning hours when first awaken. Previously known as the morning wood the been tree has an elongaded shaft and a bushy ball like foleage. The bean tree has been known to give mushroom tatoos and if the wind is just right a cock tap or two.
Why in gods name did you just kick me in the "bean tree."

Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"

There are four "been trees" in essex place 108
Bean Tree by Dan Costello March 15, 2005

Bean Curdler 

Any shitass, nasty, illegal alien, construction worker.

Taco Bell Worker
Damn you see that short ass, little bean curdler comming out of the port o' potty.
Bean Curdler by DUBULAR July 7, 2008

bean fest 

a place (such as a bar) where there is a high proportion of females to males.
Man it was a bean fest last night, there were so many girls
bean fest by lashed September 26, 2008

beanard-mobile

small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, weed-eater sounding coffee can muffler (and almost every "bolt on horsepower" gimic that's sold), wheels worth more than 4x what the car itself is worth, etc......... usually loaded up like a clown car with mexicans piled on top of each other.
Friend: Look at that beanard-mobile.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of chumps.....
beanard-mobile by white fight April 18, 2009