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The Gilbert School 

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.
I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.
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The Global War Against Teachers

The movement created by the conservative group Student for Academic Freedom that seeks censore teachers who don't agree with their political, moral, and religious, points of view.
Please Note: Students for Academic Freedom does not call or associated there political movement with this name.
As of 2006 the Students for Academic Freedom began The Global War Against Teachers as well and Academic/Intellectual freedom.
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Run the Gauntlet

To expose oneself to danger or the criticism of others.
"Off I go, to run the gauntlet"
~Quoted from The Diary Of Anne Frank

"It's hell week. Time to run the gauntlet punk."
Run the Gauntlet by 8-Ball Lock October 23, 2005

The Great Ninja Pirate War 

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

The Good Guy Team 

A group of people that one gladly associates with; close and trusted friends.
Party at Joe's on Saturday, bring the good guy team.

The Grzelak 

The Grzlak is when a very annoying person follows you and trys to be as cool as you.
Dude! That kid was trying to pull The Grzelak on us while we were skiing.
The Grzelak by nubsnobcrew May 21, 2009

The Golden Kernel 

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "