Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

Rule 200 by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014

rule #421

If we cannot have the pot that you post on the internet, we do not care about it.

This guy posted a picture of pot on Facebook. Remember rule #421

rule #421 by josh2hosj February 7, 2015

Rule Thirty-Desu 

If it exists there is a Japanese version of it.

Hey man have you tried the Japanese pirate bay?

Is there a Japanese pirate bay?

Rule Thirty-Desu. There's a Japanese everything.

Rule Thirty-Desu by writerguy May 9, 2016

Rule 1336 

If a game exists, somebody is terrible at it.

Scrub - Man, how can anyone suck at Wii Party?
Meme Reptillian - Rule 1336, brother.

Rule 1336 by Sudura June 30, 2016

Rule of Fist 

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

Rule of Fist by MrTastie April 13, 2017

RuneScape 

A Free to Play MMO RPG that is very addicting.

RuneScape? I think you mean RunEscape from life!

RuneScape by DracoDolor August 4, 2017

Rule 101 

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

Rule 101 by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018