Pussy Jobsworth 

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

what a fucking pussy jobsworth! jew

Pussy Jobsworth by sphincternator June 6, 2009

Pussy Haze

The stain left behind from the grinding of a moist naked pussy on clothing or body.

"Hey asshole, why the fuck is there pussy haze on your good dockers!? Have you been to a strip club!? "

"No baby, never. They're f-ing dirties! It must be your pussy haze!"

Pussy Haze by WOD comish July 29, 2009

Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck 

This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.

Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?

Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Pussy whisperer 

A female personal trainer to wealthy indolent women, originally in the Hamptons, who pleasures her clients in the absence of her preoccupied husband.

Hillary paid her pussy whisperer ever since she and her husband Bill had lost interest in each other.

Pussy whisperer by NWA10000 May 23, 2016

pussy prude 

a boy who has never seen a pussy in person and or has never touched one, licked one, and had never stuck his shit in one.

Nick is such a pussy prude that it's sad.

pussy prude by david October 9, 2004

pussy fishing 

to slap your cock / tongue against or inside the pussy

i'm going pussy fishing tonight

pussy fishing by benjamin levien May 8, 2008

Pussy fresh brain 

A girl (Jess) thinks about this all the time. Grant loves it.

Jess:"May i give you pussy fresh brain?"
Grant: "Of course!"
*They then go into guest house

Pussy fresh brain by WetnWild69 March 12, 2009