Shakeout run

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one can still run a sub 5 minute mile

Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!

by TL Trizz November 25, 2020

Running Red

A female running in a race while on her period

Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.

Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!

by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025

smoke run

When you drive around in your car with some friends, usually in a neighborhood while smoking weed.

I loved the scene in Dazed and Confused when those kids were fucking up mailboxes during their smoke run.

You want to go for a motherfuckin smoke run after this beer?

by PulpFictionFan94 October 7, 2017

Running Silent

Top Battlefield Twitch Streamer, dominates in Firestorm and Conquest

"Bro, you just got killed by Running Silent. Go to his twitch and tell him that he is trash

by ITroll4Lolz October 23, 2019