doing the jack

yanking the cockster

my mom walked in and was frightened when she saw me doing the jack.

by nicktheyankknocker December 18, 2018

Jack Black

A great actor with such talent I can’t even comprehend.

Just watched Jumangi for the fourth time. Jack Black is such an AMAZING actor!!

by 8888888888888888888888808888 January 2, 2019

Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

thirsty jack

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.

He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.

by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019

Arab jacked

Jacked like an Arab dude - big biceps, round tummy

Christina - woahh, check out that guy’s arms!
Katie- Sure, but did you see his stomach? He’s just Arab jacked.

by TetrisPetris July 14, 2018

Jack Mormon

A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.

Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.

by BigDude828 August 10, 2018

Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018