Brain

I don't have one (and sometimes others don't).

Mom: Think before you act
Me: Can't, I don't have a brain

by Asian clone #81738862 June 5, 2021

Smooth brain

Smooth brain is an insult that refers to an unintelligent person. Supposedly, the intricacy of one's knowledge is represented by the wrinkles on their brain. If their brain is smooth and lacks wrinkles, their knowledge lacks intricacy, and they are therefore stupid.

What a smooth brain that person is.

by GenericGuy3456 May 25, 2024

Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.

Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”

by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016

Brain rotting

Term used for smut writing. When readers and writers fall into heavy dirty thoughts.

“Omg Jessica, I’m brain rotting over this hot character!”
“I know right he’s sooo fine!”

by Chilliebean September 28, 2023

lesser brain

Lesser brain, slang for a man's penis or lusty thoughts.

That man only thinks with his lesser brain.

by Brody's girl March 16, 2017

Brain rot

Brain Rot: it consists of many things to do with gen alpha that are spitefully stupid to other generations or brain rotting in a way. Some examples of this are: Skibidi toilet, ritz, gyatt, sigma, slay, alpha, Kai Cenat, edging, and phanum tax.

Person 1: dude, my little brother watches so much brain rot he’s literally watched every Skibidi toilet episode and rizzes up my grandma
Person 2: Wow I feel so sorry for you that’s not very sigma

by Basketball people May 13, 2024