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Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!
by thefireman May 2, 2015
mugGet the Fire-Hosedmug.

Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
mugGet the Volunteer Fire Fagmug.

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.
I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.
by anonymous September 4, 2021
mugGet the Captain's on Firemug.

FIRE IN THE HOLE

"FIRE IN THE HOLE"

That line from the new Lobotomy- i mean, Geometry Dash (2.2) official level, "Dash". This Quote is often paired with the green smiling face from the same game.

Why is this such a popular meme today, I have NO FUCKING CLUE.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
🔥📥🕳🙂
by nickø. January 26, 2024
mugGet the FIRE IN THE HOLEmug.

Fire

by Fuzybuni January 16, 2017
mugGet the Firemug.

fire bitty

That’s a fire bitty
by bellla207855 March 2, 2022
mugGet the fire bittymug.

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