Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."

I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016

Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.

Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.

by lozinator February 7, 2014

facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.

Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.

by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018

Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013

Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.

"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."

by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011