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cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow
by India is ba November 13, 2017
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Warm Dicking

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.
Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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Dick Fuld

A Fucking prick who is known for causing the fucking recession and being a retard. Fuckhead served as CEO of Lehman Brothers and oversaw the bankruptcy bigger than a 5.3 inch dick
I hope they throw Dick Fuld in prison
by TheBillionaireLord February 16, 2018
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Lent dick

When a man gives up sex for lent.
Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.
by BMD12 February 25, 2018
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Dick Spaghetti

A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.
Dude I was totally thinkin about makin some dick spaghetti tonight, you in?
by Cock Block Glock March 12, 2018
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Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 6, 2017
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Dick Kicked In

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017
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