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Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 6, 2017
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