When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022
Get the Chronic bonermug. by Salty sock September 26, 2021
Get the Bonermug. I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
Get the Boner Swagmug. by Schwaah February 6, 2020
Get the Retweet bonermug. A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.
by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014
Get the Cheesy Bonermug. Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
Get the Stoner bonermug. by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021
Get the Wish bonermug.