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Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)
by TamaT543 December 13, 2012
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listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.
Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok
by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018
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Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old
"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy
by Big Barth October 15, 2025
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Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"
Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law in reality
by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023
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Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.
"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."
by waddlemarco June 30, 2021
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Age laws

You have Working age Gambling age porn age voting age vaping age age of Consent school age Leaving school age age of Criminal Marriage age Smoking age Drinking age Coming of age age of Majority age of puberty
Why is the age laws that away?
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX

sorry we are full at this time.

WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....
It brings up an amazing MATHUFRACTURES CONCEPT where it says what THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says that PLURAL = SINGULAR which grandly implies another stated as due to "CONSENSUS TUMULT POTENTIAL" the "ZERO TOLERANCE" in many instances is operational . In other words , the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX = THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX which says the NULL = ZEROFYER from NULLIFY as ZER0FYER = SINGULAR = PLURAL where NO PEDOPHILES are allowed at certain places as per management decision of the HOTEL ITSELF.

THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.

Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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