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sex stew 

1. to add some spices and broth to the pot, if you know what I mean. if not, it means change things up a bit while in the sack
2. it is what I made with your mother last night.
1. "lets heat things up a bit with Big Red tongue kissing!" Emelia screamed with joy, while Emril yelled "BAM! SEX STEW!"
2. Sean Connery's voice, "I just made sex stew with your mother last night Trebek."
sex stew by Petmegroin May 10, 2006
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Sex Twinkie 

Sex Twinkie by Clydelishes August 1, 2008
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A male who sleeps around wearing a miners headlamp
Where is Birty tonight?
He's being a sex miner!
sex miner by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

Sex Story 

When a man and woman have hard intercourse.
This is my sex story: I was at work, in my office, the door wide open. David walked in. He said, "What're you doing so late?" "I wanted to finish this." I answered. Before I knew it, he went over to the door and closed it. "What ARE you DOING?" I screamed at him. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He stared at me. Then he started unzipping my dress. What? I asked. Shhhhh, he looked at me slyly. I was in my underwear. I pulled his pants off and took his shirt off. Then we kissed. It started off as a friendly little peck, but then elevated. Oh! I gasped for air. He unclasped my bra. Oh my god! What size boob are you? He asked me. 34D I said. Perfect! He looked at me lovingly. As he pulled my thongs off, I pulled down his boxers. He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. "OHHHHHH!!! BABE!!!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!!! HARDER!!!!!!!!!!" He started getting faster. "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!" BABE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! I screamed. lets take you home. He said. Mind if I spend the night? He asked. No, not at all! One one condition: what? He asked me. No clothes allowed. Yes! He yelled. We went home. We had sex all night, and when I woke up, he was still in my bed, naked. One month later, he proposed. Tomorrow's our wedding day!
Sex Story by Love_tricking_my_ex February 11, 2017

Sex Pistols 

British punk band in the late 1970's consisting of 4 Members, Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Glen Matlock(Later replaced by Sid Vicious) and Paul Cook. This band used loud offensive music & lyrics, which definied punk for what it is,not what it seems,making punk rock of true essence to society.

R.I.P. Sid Vicious

I know you didn't kill Nancy
The Sex Pistols created/defined punk so fuck off!
Sex Pistols by Jim Greco March 31, 2004

sex shooter 

A sex shooter is someone that "shoots" sex,someone that is ready and willing to have sex at any time. Doesn't necessarily mean that they are promiscuous, but ultimately they love to have sex
For example a sex shooter shoots their sexuality at people, and could make them sexual.
sex shooter by Sex Shooter August 4, 2006

sex and text

When a man is having sex with his partner doggy style, he is texting his buddies telling them all about it while there partner is taking it from the back not knowing what is going on. This action can also be taken place in the mercenary position in which you are on the bottom and your partner lays vertically on top of you, and you hold your arms up with phone in hand and text.
Me: dude how detailed were those text last night while.
guy: i cant beleive you were actually able to pull off the sex and text.
Me: Well i am a legend.
sex and text by FaceBoyle June 27, 2010