by deepintheass August 10, 2023
by Big Sean BG November 05, 2022
M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?
M: Hellllllll yeah.
by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 25, 2023
"...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."
by meyowp February 19, 2024
The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.
by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019
Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 06, 2020
A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.
by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023