TV parking 

Rock Star Parking is also called 'TV parking' for the private-eyes and other TV characters who always manage to get a parking spot right at the front door of every restaurant, mall, business, apartment or other address they are seeking.

Rockford always manages to get TV parking, so why can't I?

TV parking by Patrick Spreng September 6, 2008

Liz Parker 

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". Is a serious and studious chick enjoys biology and science and dates (and married later on in series) Max Evans. She fell in love with Max when Max rescurrected her using his alien healing powers when she was shot in "Pilot". She works at the Crashdown Cafe (in the "Pilot" that's where she got shot), the town's alien themed resturant her parents own.

In last few episodes of Seasn 3, it was found that she got powers that resulted from Max's healing. She recieved visions and has a 'destructive' power.

You: "Hey I know that chick... she's the chick who played Liz Parker on "Roswell", what's her name?"
Me: "Shiri Appleby."

Liz Parker by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

Church Parking Lot

The church parking lot is the place where you can hang out with someone until 10:00 pm. Everyone looks at you and thinks you are sketchy but lets be honest, we are in a church parking lot.

Dude: Hey, lets hang out in the church parking lot after a church event and look sketchy.
Dudette: Let's do it! But i have to leave at 10:00pm
Andrew: You two are so sketchy.

Church Parking Lot by Ya boi McLovin January 5, 2016

Cody Parkey 

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

Cody Parkey by Meatingaura January 7, 2019

South Parkish 

South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated television show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.

Guy 1: It’s not my fault my dad had sex with your mom. Your moms just a slut.

Guy 2: It’s very South Parkish of you to say that. Also your dad did what?! AND DONT YOU DARE CALL MY MOM A SLUT

South Parkish by Kenundrum August 5, 2021

pulling a parker 

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

pulling a parker by Baker146 January 13, 2011

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space 

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space by taodiorne March 15, 2009