Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 18, 2020
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by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 18, 2020
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What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020
Get the Cash cab driver beatdown mug.this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021
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by chestrrrr March 18, 2021
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“I’ll drive”
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“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”
“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”
“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”
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“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”
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