Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.

Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.

Shaving the cat's back by Salmgina February 16, 2010

can I call you right back? 

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

can I call you right back? by Porkzilla July 18, 2011

MOUNT SAINT HOLLA-BACK 

Same as Mount Saint Holla but with a role reversal. The man ingests lubricant whilst the woman (who wears a strap-on) takes a shit. The man then vomits the lube on the dildo and takes it up the ass while the woman continues her dump.

"My woman had a bad curry but we made the best of a bad situation when she gave me the ol' Mount Saint Holla-Back".

MOUNT SAINT HOLLA-BACK by Loe-tokes May 31, 2006

some asshole talking behind my back 

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.

"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.

some asshole talking behind my back by vernon February 3, 2004

come back 

term used in the cocaine trade to describe the weight outcome of the cooking process

Any time I bought 28 grams from him, I would cook it and it would only come back to 25 grams

come back by Lbs. May 30, 2008

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door 

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.

1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008

Holla Back Girl 

1. A cheerleader - (self-explanatory).

2. A booty call - a girl only wanted for sex and nothing else.

I ain't no holla back girl!

Holla Back Girl by ShadowChess June 4, 2009