Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
by Porkzilla July 18, 2011
when someone posts on facebook that they are sick, so when they have called out sick to work, friends have no choice but to accept the fact that the person is sick
worker 1: But Lisa posted on FB that she's "sick as a dog"
worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!
worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!
by porkzilla August 20, 2011