teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

Televised

The Best Gameshow on the Roblox platform.

"Guys, have you heard of Televised? It's my favorite gameshow on Roblox! It is not rigged and totally fair. My experience was a 10/10! I say this of my own free will."

by Dapper Snake March 2, 2024

tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

TELAPAPAPATHE

IM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF TELAPATHY. THIS IS THE PROCESS IN WHICH PREDICTION BEFORE AN ACTION OCCURS. CAN CUMMUNICATE ALONG WAVELINES FROM SEVERAL DIFFRENT INDIVDUALS OR EXTRATERESTRIAL BEINGS.

IF YOU BEING PLOTTED ON YOU KNOW WHAT IS. YALL NOT SLICK CUS I ALREADY KNEW CUS I GOT THAT TELAPAPAPATHE. KNA IM SAYIN MFKA

by SHNOZZBERRIES March 9, 2024

TELAPAPAPATHE

IM SURE YOU HAVE HEARD OF TELAPATHY. THIS IS THE PROCESS IN WHICH PREDICTION BEFORE AN ACTION OCCURS. CAN CUMMUNICATE ALONG WAVELINES FROM SEVERAL DIFFRENT INDIVDUALS OR EXTRATERESTRIAL BEINGS.

IF YOU BEING PLOTTED ON YOU KNOW WHAT IS. YALL NOT SLICK CUS I ALREADY KNEW CUS I GOT THAT TELAPAPAPATHE. KNA IM SAYIN MFKA

by SHNOZZBERRIES March 9, 2024

telinoto

The term for when black people got whipped with barred wire.

He is a telinoto, hide!

by HistoryyAdvocate March 12, 2024

television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.

If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024