Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

Haber Syndrome

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.

Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.

by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010

Ananegg Syndrome

The condition whereby a person is so continuously stupid, that even when that person says something not stupid it's written off as being stupid regardless due to the person saying it.

"Why are you getting on his case? He didn't say anything wrong."
"Sorry, he's just got a severe case of Ananegg Syndrome."

by Yossarian! January 23, 2009

Jojo's syndrome

The act of being Asian and disliking egg fried rice causing loneliness and depression making them upload pictures of Taylor swift and other miscellaneous Asians whom they find attractive.

See that Asian all alone on the bus he is jojo's syndrome

by Frazzles June 9, 2014

Rafis' syndrome

Reasearch's most recent finding to psychological field. Rafis' syndrome is mental ilness that depicts unexplainable bouts of sexual behavior displayed around children mainly under the prepubescent age. Not to get confused with pedophilia.

Person 1: yo do you see that guy over there on his knees talking to Rishi?
Person 2: whoah yeah I've seen him do that last week to Genesis.
Person 1: what a pedo
Person 2: nah I sincerely think he's got the rafis' syndrome
Person 1: and the difference is..?
Person 2: you're right. Same shit.

by dlal13 May 14, 2015

Minecraft Syndrome

Minecraft Syndrome is one of the worst diseases known to mankind. It is gained when an individual (usually 3-9 years old) first hears of a game known as ‘minecraft’ symptoms include: increasing need for fanfic, screaming for hours without end. Telling parents to get the fuck out of their rooms and also watching WillNE for a large amount of time. In rare occasions, it can sometimes lead to Ligma.

See that kid? Apparently he has Minecraft Syndrome.
Wow. We should stay away.

by BILBOxSWAGGINS69 November 10, 2018

dischner syndrome

rapid, inexplicable widespread popularity followed by a long, protracted decline in social capital, terminating in universal disdain

A.: "Dude, what ever happened to Bob Applesworthy?"

B.: "Freshman year he was the shit around here. But I don't think he has any friends anymore."
A.: "Dischner syndrome."
B.: "Totally."

by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013